Tom Jones
Sex doll, sex doll, you're my sex doll, I can fast-inflate you when I need to fill your hole... 
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Nanna would tell my brothers:

The only thing to fear in life,
is fear itself. Unless you were were born with an ugly penis.
In which case you had better become very, very rich.

They're all extremely successful suicidists now.

Ingrid Elkner 
I can't wait to meet a sweet, thoughtful,
loving guy so I can utter those 5 little words:
"I'm not wearing a bra".

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