If you like it then you should have put your thing in it.
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2 years ago


- America responds to North Korean threat of "powerful mobile weapons", saying if they were real they’d have uploaded an Instagram by now.
- Obama gets yogurt spilled on his clothes by a fan, asks Monica Lewinski for her dry cleaner.
Coles sends Flybuys cards to the dead, recipients safer in grave than flying with Qantas.

  the dicky birds

Ingrid Elkner 
So... I peed on the stick and it told me I'm pregnant. Guess I should stop pissing on talking twigs at the park. They fucking LIE. 
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