CONNECTIONS Cinderella, where are you? Red-headed damsel in distress, lost your shoe on the
steps of Parliament House. I was one of the protesters pulling at your limbs
and screaming “Racist!”, hazel eyes. Felt like we had a moment. Coffee? Call 9428 3871, inbox #301
What do you get when you steal a shoe from a prime minister?
A hopping red kangascrewyouTonyAbbottkeepyourdamnmouthshut
FREE TO GOOD HOME:1 x YELLOW WIGGLE
Used, moderate visible damage to confidence, may leak from the eyes.
Going for a song! Does not come with big red car, hot potatoes, or dignity.
Other Wiggles sold-out separately.
Call Dorothy on 9825 7361
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