During the Christmas season, my Nan would often say:

"Every time a bell rings,
an angel gets genital warts.
And that stuff itches
like the Dickens."

Nanna didn't allow bells in her house.

Never forget the true meaning of Christmas: killing Pagans and stealing their holidays.

erry Christmas!

Ingrid Elkner So the Holy Ghost just whispered in the Virgin Mary's ear and she was great with child? Did he have a penis tongue or sperm-breath or something?
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