Ingrid Elkner I wonder if John Wayne Bobbitt's penis aches when it's about to rain. Especially when the rain is particularly... choppy?
18 years ago - comment - like

Nanna once said:

"I like it when an elderly gentleman flashes me in the park. It reminds me
I need to buy prunes."

Silly Nanna.

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