How many people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, unless you were one of those thalidomide babies.
In which case, I'm sorry for your condition.

FOR RENT: Womb with a view
This as-new, inner-city pad is perfect for the upwardly mobile young single.
Pink uterine feature walls complement this neat as a pin apartment, styled in classic reproductive architecture.
Close to schools, shops, restaurants, or whatever I'm walking by at the time.
Must sign a 9 month rental contraction. Share with Chinese family.
Rent: $1,804 a month. Call Ingrid on 9191 4801

Elizabeth Bathory Nothing like a relaxing, hot bath of virgins' blood after a long day at the tax office. 
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