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Happy Valentine's Day, my dirty birdies!

And remember, if you can't be with the one you love,
rub the one you were born with!

 

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Vinnie Van Gogh
My new year's resolution is to be a better listener.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
from all the characters of 10 Minutes Later!


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Adolf Hitler
Right. So no-one donated to my crowdfunding. It's cool. Times are tough. I get it. But I'd still love to see y'all at my EXHIBITION! It'll be bitchin'! FREE entry, wine & nibbles. RSVP the FB event. See ya there!!

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Yo dudes! I've started a crowdsourcing page for my new paintings. Hope to get enough for an exhibition. Plz support my art!! I'll love you forevrrrr!!!!!!!!
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Blue suitcase says...
I'd be lost without the compassionate guidance of my grandmother:

"If you ever find yourself penniless, turn to Faith -
she'll give you a great
job smuggling cocaine
in from Venezuela."

Nanna prefers to think of the condom as half-full.

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Adolf Hitler
Hey everyone, check out my new drawing! It's for my folio to get into the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna.
If you like it, 'like' it. Thanks guys!!!!!  
                     











 

             
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Willpower for Weightloss!   
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Anna X Tortionist
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
but here's our demands, we have your baby.
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Tom Jones
Sex doll, sex doll, you're my sex doll, I can fast-inflate you when I need to fill your hole... 
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Nanna would tell my brothers:

The only thing to fear in life,
is fear itself. Unless you were were born with an ugly penis.
In which case you had better become very, very rich.

They're all extremely successful suicidists now.

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Ingrid Elkner 
I can't wait to meet a sweet, thoughtful,
loving guy so I can utter those 5 little words:
"I'm not wearing a bra". 
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Ingrid Elkner 
I love going out clubbing but I don't think the seals enjoy it. 
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Nanna always said:

"Don't look a gift-horse
in the mouth if you
could be checking how
well he's hung."

She was very fond of horseriding.

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Beyoncé
If you like it then you should have put your thing in it.
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